kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

pepprs:

memewhore:

monkey-flute:

americanphysco:

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

Not for long

delicatesquashblossom:

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

vonnegutcunt:

your fresh piercings love lake water they need it to grow and thrive

ikuhara:

clownhag:

this one got me

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

OK my dad also got it

DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

My fucking manager got it

capacity:

thiscuntkills-deactivated202311:

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

rilianedautriche:

rilianedautriche:

rilianedautriche:

rilianedautriche:

rilianedautriche:

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

anjew-jackson:

facelift90:

anjew-jackson:

geminiagentgreen:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

anjew-jackson:

nemo-the-goat:

anjew-jackson:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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bewbin:

is this real?

renhyucks:

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

undercover-witch:

enochianribs:

enochianribs:

oh to have a silly little house like this…

the inside has to look like this.

the peasant in me just thinks how hard it’d be to clean.

so-much-for-subtlety:

daddiesdrarryy:

Me writing